I'm sure some of you don't know the origin of this so let me explain it
quickly.  Pouty.... cannot... type... or spell... or both. In a fit of panic as a
mob goes shooting up a "column" Pouty yells GET TI OFF TEH CLUM!

This is all documented in one of my favorite things that ever came out of
Club Fu... and that would be the Pouty Valctionary.